The US government said it will no longer ‘fly around the world at the drop of a hat’ for meetings
  • thejml@lemm.eeEnglish
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    2 months ago

    Probably a good thing, the US sucked at it anyway. Ukraine was going to be forced to concede so much… Art of the Deal strikes again.

    • altphoto@lemmy.todayEnglish
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      2 months ago

      You should known that our beloved pumpkin pie is working directly with the back of the future crew to locate the actual dolorian used for the films. With the vast plutonium reserves they will send Elon back in time to the moment Putin was borne. He will the proceed to choke that sonobabich: okay let’s see this happening:

      88mph.
      The vehicle’s flux capacitor is activated.
      The vehicle is at its maximum hyperbolic pressure MHP. That’s when the hyperbolae regarding the vehicle is at Ludicrous hypervelocity.
      The tire flames are now converging into the time flux redundonator.
      And he’s gone! The sonobabich did it!

      OK now we switch over to the time Harper lapse camera. Let’s see Elon locate and choke baby putin. Wait a minute! Is he breast feeding putin? Holy! That is not a breast! No! The humanity! And putin is actually just Elon sucking on his own. Why didn’t we see it?!!

      We must send a second dolorian back in time to stop the first dolorian!

  • wwb4itcgas@lemm.eeEnglish
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    2 months ago

    Ironically, that might be the most useful contribution to eventual peace in Ukraine the US has made for some time now.

    Thanks, I guess.

  • kent_eh@lemmy.caEnglish
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    2 months ago

    Once again demonstrating how unreliable the American government has become.

    It will be a very long time before the international community trusts America.

  • Xanza@lemm.eeEnglish
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    2 months ago

    ART OF THE DEAL, BABY.

    Member when he said he’d force them to agree on something within a week or something fucking stupid?