It really is like crypto scams. Just make them believe that its all okay and they will be rich. Meanwhile he extracts as much as possible while the scam is still going and in the end there will be one big rugpull.
…4 years later
“Evil Joan Bidens economy was so bad that even four years later it’s still turning the UNIVERSE into such a covfefe that it is down to me to save us. So I’m declaring ‘marshall lore’ and will stay as president until I’m dead…then Eric will become prez 👍👍. Make Ameri great something something”I think there was a star system in Stellaris the developers called covfefe and I love it
Hope it had a dim orange dwarf, some gas giants and two little rocks swinging around the central body.
Eric? Come on now, he’d obviously tap his other kid (no, not Ivanka, didn’t mean “tap” in that sense) for the role so it’s still his name in the news.
marshall lore
Second actual lol of the day, thank you.
It’s a great time to remove people who refuse to see the emperor has no clothes from your life.
unfortunately every single wrong/false/bullshit lie that spews from his face anus like diarrhea from a firehose is basically the literal word of god gospel to the hordes of brainless moronic maga sheep, no matter how many laughably blatant contradictions you point out
we have always been at war with eurasia
I also like how his tone shifted from a cocky all-caps to a slithering normal-caps
Well, the first one is Drumpf itself pissing its pants with joy and boasting. The second is Drumpf handing its phone to an aide, saying sth like: “you need to explain to them that this is not my fault, I’m still the best!”
When the Market’s Up: Mine. When It’s Down: Yours.
Reminds me of the “pep talk” we got from our bosses recently. You know what they really mean when they say “we need to pull together as a team” and why they never say it when there’s extra money.
The comming recession wil be the Biden-cession.
he left us with bad numbers
Nothing means anything anymore, you can just write and say whatever you want and half of the population will believe what you say, the other half will cry out about fake news.
When will the aliens finally attack earth to bring us destruction and unity?
I think they’re too busy watching our media streams for entertainment. Or they haven’t realized they switched from fiction to fact some time ago.
Watching him cause such a mess makes me happy.
Save this, and post to every Trumper you meet!
I’m starting to think the tariffs are just another one of his grifter scams. He was going to offer foreign governments a deal “send me a million bucks and I’ll make sure your country doesn’t have to pay the extra tariffs”. China threw a wrench into it all by not even feigning interest in dealing with him.
