i like how they apostrophe’d slonkin’ but not fuckin
i like how they apostrophe’d slonkin’ but not fuckin
“let’s get back to talking about how gay books in the library are ruining our kids’ lives!!”
-GOP
synchroni-city
stop making goals for the summer. in fact, stop making goals period
“goals” is annual “strategic plan” bullshit and should not be any part of your life that you’re not getting paid for
now that “goals” are in the toilet where they belong, make your own plans for your life instead of goals. plans can be changed, can have backup plans, and don’t have to meet your employer’s bullshit rubric for success. if your plans don’t necessarily include staying where you are, then they don’t.
fuck goals
imagine:
edit: come to think of it, i want a job where nothing is amiss if i don’t talk to anyone, answer emails, answer phone calls, or otherwise demonstrate my existence for 4 days
every time you wash your hands, you murder billions of innocent tiny organism who are just tryna live life
you’re right. fixed
isn’t “the truth hurts” one of the first things academics have to come to terms with?
if academic publishing doesn’t drastically change their bullshit busted ass business model, they’re giong to go the way of cable tv and lose all their buyers to OER. and i’m here for it. fuck elsevier and all the rest of them
scholars R1 uni PR team: “become a scholar! it’ll give you more opportunities in the future!”
scholars: “there are too many scholars!”
there are tons of covers that i love better than the original (if i like the original at all). just one example is lacuna coil’s enjoy the silence
you know you’re old when you’re salty about kids thinking the cover version is the original
niiiiiice 8008135
i was wondering when the onion would say “fuck it…we’re just going to print straight facts”
the realest of the real guided meditation https://youtu.be/92i5m3tV5XY
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
what’s crazier: you’d need many side by side monitors to show our solar system at this scale
https://www.joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html
is that person this outraged by people calling books with gay characters “pornography”?