• GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.todayEnglish
        1·
        1 year ago

        …well? What are the rules?

        Edit: These replies have a lot less rules about how to fuck water, or in water, than I expected.

        • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldEnglish
          4·
          1 year ago
          • The first rule of Water Club is that you always talk about Water Club.
          • The second rule of Water Club is that you always talk about Water Club.
          • If someone is sweaty or peeing yellow, the fight against their thirst is on.
          • Only two cups of water (is not nearly enough)
          • One cup of water at a time is plenty, but you should drink more
          • No shirt, no shoes. Don’t want to get those wet.
          • Drinking will continue for as long as the subject is not properly hydrated.
          • If this is your first glass of water today, you have to drink it.
        • Sergio@slrpnk.net
          3·
          1 year ago

          Here you go. List formatting added:

          • “Be like water making its way through cracks.
          • Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way around or through it.
          • If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves.
          • Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water.
          • If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash.
          • Be water, my friend.”
            ― Bruce Lee
    • Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de
      1·
      1 year ago

      And the water always tastes like shit out of these because they don’t clean the tip. On the old style it was always sharing lemonade or Powerade and you could just run the line for a second or two to clear it