Thanks, people have been offering me fine beer and coffee my whole life since puberty hit. Everything tastes like shit to me, I’m sorry. Some people just don’t like coffee or beer. 👍 And I’m perfectly happy not to need to drink them both. There’s plenty of other things to enjoy. Like tea. Fruit juices. A gin and tonic perhaps. A mild non-alcoholic ginger beer.

But coffee can go sit in a corner.