• over_clox@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    I have found that guys can use their penis as a fingerprint. Reliability may vary given whatever state of arousal you’re at, but good luck trying to get me to whip it out to unlock my phone.

    Ladies, I’m not sure how practical this idea may be for you, but the same concept just might work for nipples as well.

    Your device should be private to you, so if it takes locking it using your physical privates, well do whatever you gotta do.

    Disclaimer: I’ve only done very limited testing on this, but it actually did work for me.

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      12 days ago

      It actually does work. I still have mine set up from when I tested it. You can also use the fatty bulge on your pinky when you curl your finger.

      I do need to be hard though. It would probably work had I set it up with a softy though.

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      11 days ago

      Have you tried using someone else’s penis to make sure? What if it can be opened by any penis? You should try at least 100 to make sure.

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      12 days ago

      For an additional gender neutral option, your butthole is almost as unique as your fingerprints, to the point that unless you have an identical twin it’s reasonable to assume that no one else shares your specific butthole print.

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        12 days ago

        Sorry, my butthole doesn’t poke out far enough.

        Could I use it for facial recognition though? 🤔