• massive_bereavement@fedia.io
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    4 days ago

    There’s a line of perv guys that tell girls that if they don’t ejaculate it will be painful and it may cause health issues, mostly as a way of coercing for sex.

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        3 days ago

        As I would say: Buddy, there’s your hand and there’s the bathroom and if you need it, here’s the wifi password.

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          3 days ago

          Sure, it doesn’t entitle anyone to sex.

          I was just pointing out that it’s just not as simple as “That’s just a thing people say to guilt trip others into sex.”

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        Reminds me of a joke somewhere.

        One day the Queen* comes to visit a hospital. During the tour, she glances into one of the rooms and sees a man masturbating. Shocked, she asks the nurses that tour her around “What in heaven’s name is that‽”
        The nurse quickly guides her away and replies “That patient has a condition where he needs to ejeaculate regularly, and when you’ve gotta, you’ve gotta. He’s been given a private room to not bother the other patients.”

        Some time later they walk by another room, where there’s a patient receiving oral stimulation from an attractive nurse. Shocked, she looks at the nurses who tour her around and asks “What the- what is going on in here‽”
        The nurse answers: “same condition as the other guy, better insurance.”

        * replace for whatever head of state or high ranking official you’d like.

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      4 days ago

      my balls hurt if i go too long without emptying them, yes

      is that… not normal?