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Honestly, that’s just bananas.
Oh brother this guy stinks!
Take your upvote e.e
Wait till they post something about Planters… Waggles eyebrows
Fuck Dole and every family that still holds power from the coup.
For context, this was back during that stupid time when people could buy Xitter authentication.
I don’t think Xitter authentication existed in 1954…
Xitter
My apologies, but it’s Twitter for as long as that cock-sucking, ball-gargling, butt-plug-looking, fascist-asshole-of-a-non-tax-paying illegal immigrant piece-of-shit anal-bead-wannabe motherfucker who needs to get the Hell out of our goddamned country is alive and walking free.
I get that you are trying to degrade and demoralize him, but please be aware that many of the insults and words you are using are offensive to various groups of people… for example, my wife is a cock sucker, are you comparing my wife to this creep?
I choose this guys cock-sucking wife
Xitter is pronounced ‘shitter’ I’m pretty sure
Can you please not bring ball gags, butt plugs and anal beads into this topic, that’s derogatory for these to be compared with that deformed mouldy balding shithead.
I second the motion. Sex kinks are ok as long as you’re not hurting anyone, fucking the whole country without consent is not ok
The Gulf of America was really about Elon being salty bc we still call it Twitter, watch
We’re calling the “Gulf of America” Twitter? Who is “we” and where the fuck is the “Gulf of America”?
where the fuck is the “Gulf of America”?
Pretty much only on Twitter
This is not toward you at all, but what in the ever loving is he out of his goddamned mind to think his feelings matter to us at all?
it’s pretty reasonable; everyone it interacts with puts its feelings first. material concerns rarely matter in comparison to its feelings. laws don’t matter compared to its feelings. the well being of people doesn’t matter in comparison to its feelings.
affluenza alienating people from reality.
I thought that was still ongoing? When did they revert the change?
I thiiink there are multiple checkmarks now. General bought blue check marks and gold verified? I think…?
If aliens could judge us, they’d say: “So you are telling me, that humans have killed each other for imaginary lines on the ground; in the name of feckless leaders who don’t give a fuck about you; and bananas?”
Bananas are at least understandable, we gotta eat
Or hoard if you’re Donkey Kong.
It’s true, too; Chiquita was vital in overthrowing the Guatemalan government.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1954_Guatemalan_coup_d'état#Genesis_and_prelude
I was honestly surprised they casually acknowledged it like that
Both tweets are fake.
Parody accounts. Both tweets are in fact real tweets. As we can see.
Actually strike that. I don’t know that. There are ways to alter pictures so I guess it could be fake in that they never were twated out by anyone on the site.
I have not tried it on Twitter, but it’s extremely easy to use a browser’s console and change any text on a webpage, so I’m not surprised it’s fake
A parody account posting something that’s perceived as coming from a non-parody account falls under my definition of “fake.” What I meant was, Chiquita didn’t post either tweet.
