hydration9806@lemmy.ml to Non-Political Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoPutting the die in dietlemmy.dbzer0.comexternal-linkmessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down10file-textcross-posted to: lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
arrow-up113arrow-down1external-linkPutting the die in dietlemmy.dbzer0.comhydration9806@lemmy.ml to Non-Political Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square13linkfedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
minus-squareScrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.techlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoAdd in some cigarettes and you’ve pretty much got the “depressed detective” diet there
minus-squaresmeg@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoSwap the wine for the bottle of whisky they keep in their desk drawer
minus-squareCodilingus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoA life of solving crimes in these streets is tough, and not for the faint. It’s such a hard life style that my eggs hard boil themselves before I can eat them. Another day, another hard boiled egg washed down with my hidden desk whiskey.
Add in some cigarettes and you’ve pretty much got the “depressed detective” diet there
Swap the wine for the bottle of whisky they keep in their desk drawer
Because of the hard-boiled eggs?
A life of solving crimes in these streets is tough, and not for the faint. It’s such a hard life style that my eggs hard boil themselves before I can eat them. Another day, another hard boiled egg washed down with my hidden desk whiskey.