🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 12 days agoAnon becomes a shrimp farmersh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up111arrow-down1imageAnon becomes a shrimp farmersh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 12 days agomessage-square46fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFlax@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·12 days agoIn America, just buy a load of chickens and do this with eggs.
minus-square2piradians@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12 days agoSilly goose, everyone knows shrimp is much more valuable than eg– Heavens to betsy, you’re right
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·12 days agoI’ve looked into it, unless there’s a bird flu epidemic, you’re not going to be profitable. It’s literally more expensive for me to raise chickens than buy eggs from across the company. So I guess the solution is to spread bird flu?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·12 days agoBe a true American and send the other farms infected chicken blankets.
In America, just buy a load of chickens and do this with eggs.
Silly goose, everyone knows shrimp is much more valuable than eg–
Heavens to betsy, you’re right
I’ve looked into it, unless there’s a bird flu epidemic, you’re not going to be profitable. It’s literally more expensive for me to raise chickens than buy eggs from across the company.
So I guess the solution is to spread bird flu?
Be a true American and send the other farms infected chicken blankets.