🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoAnon becomes a shrimp farmersh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up113arrow-down1external-linkAnon becomes a shrimp farmersh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square51fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFlax@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoIn America, just buy a load of chickens and do this with eggs.
minus-square2piradians@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoSilly goose, everyone knows shrimp is much more valuable than eg– Heavens to betsy, you’re right
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoI’ve looked into it, unless there’s a bird flu epidemic, you’re not going to be profitable. It’s literally more expensive for me to raise chickens than buy eggs from across the company. So I guess the solution is to spread bird flu?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoBe a true American and send the other farms infected chicken blankets.
In America, just buy a load of chickens and do this with eggs.
Silly goose, everyone knows shrimp is much more valuable than eg–
Heavens to betsy, you’re right
I’ve looked into it, unless there’s a bird flu epidemic, you’re not going to be profitable. It’s literally more expensive for me to raise chickens than buy eggs from across the company.
So I guess the solution is to spread bird flu?
Be a true American and send the other farms infected chicken blankets.