“You Must Construct Additional Pylons”

  • TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org
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    22 days ago

    KILLING SPREE!

    RAMPAGE!

    DOUBLE KILL!

    M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!

    Edit: oh yeah and Duke at an arcade cabinet of his own game: “Don’t have time to play with myself.”

  • podperson@lemm.ee
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    21 days ago

    “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

    • Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperature Science
  • OBJECTION!@lemmy.ml
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    21 days ago

    From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal. Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

  • Omega@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    “With this character’s death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.”

  • Nikko882@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

    “In the room ahead is a spider artifact. Take it! We will need it to reach the Santieri Crystal.” Also “There is but one gift I can offer that is equal in value to an Elder Scroll and my daughter: I offer you my blood. Take it and you will walk as a lion among sheep, men will tremble at your approach, and you will never fear death again.”

  • kozy138@lemm.ee
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    22 days ago

    “I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee…”

    I can’t believe this one from Skyrim wasn’t in the thread yet.