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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Elon Musk Offers $1M to Anyone Who Signs His Birthday Card

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Elon Musk Offers $1M to Anyone Who Signs His Birthday Card

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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Billionaire Elon Musk unveiled an offer of $1 million to anyone willing to sign his birthday card, sources close to the matter revealed.
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  • ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world
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    Elon Musk did not pay anyone.

  • THCDenton@lemmy.world
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    I’ll sign it.

    • errer@lemmy.world
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      Pretty good representation of Elon’s body

  • BougieBirdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    “Here’s to your last birthday!”

    Technically true, hopefully prophetic.

    You can give my million to trans rights groups, thanks

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    that made me chuckle outta control kookily

  • Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world
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    Money first.

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    The onions still got it

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