• imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee
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    28 days ago

    Butter fly deez nuts?

    That’s not even clever. There’s no way anyone even laughed. Which is also why he’s so bitter and made up this story too probably

      • Zkuld@lemmy.world
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        28 days ago

        Agreed, and I will not hear any excuses that it might have been funny given the current mood that time.

        • Buglefingers@lemmy.world
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          28 days ago

          Recently myself and two friends were at a restaurant, I bought one a Shirley temple against his will because my other friend and I were having them. This spiraled into us all ordering the same meal in the same way and for whatever reason we just could not stop laughing when the food was brought out and they asked “who had the (dish)”, three separate times.

          So I totally agree, non-funny things can absolutely be a ROFL given a certain mood

  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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    28 days ago

    I’m not sure why anon is making a big deal out of that. One time when I was on a second date, the woman told me that I seemed like quite a pessimist. I said “No, if I were a pessimist, I would never stop screaming.” She didn’t want to see me again but I still chuckle whenever I remember it.

      • M137@lemmy.world
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        28 days ago

        Just because OOP is American doesn’t mean that “most people” are Americans… The US is about 4% of the global population. “Most people” is always global since you’re referring to everyone on the planet, you could say “most people there get fat” though.

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      28 days ago

      Got fat, 2 kids, no husband does sound like a doozy. It’s not a direction many would like their life to go I’d imagine and it has to make dating a real bitch.