• Psychodelic@lemmy.world
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          1 month ago

          Why are your bars unequally divided?

          It doesn’t make sense for chocolate bars to be divided into equal-sized chunks when there is so much inequality in the chocolate industry! The unequally-sized chunks of our 180g bars are a palatable way of reminding Choco Fans and Serious Friends that the profits in the chocolate industry are unequally divided.

          And in case you haven’t noticed, the bottom of our bars depicts the West African coastline. The chunks just above it represent the Gulf of Guinea. From left to right, you have Côte d’Ivoire, Ghana, Togo and Benin (terribly politically incorrect, we know, but we had to combine them to create enough space for a hazelnut), Nigeria and part of Cameroon.

          That’s awesome!

          • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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            1 month ago

            Togo and Benin (terribly politically incorrect, we know, but we had to combine them to create enough space for a hazelnut)

            lol

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          1 month ago

          can they do that and make it so i can brake pieces of, without shattering the whole thing. I wont eat those big ass pieces and i dont want to break my hand trying to divide them.

        • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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          1 month ago

          Nah. You can be pro reform without being silly and impractical. This may be the reason they do it, but it doesn’t justify the impracticality of it.