And they would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling kid!

I know someone said more or less the same thing when it was posted on Tumblr, but if the schools realize most of their students don’t know a thing they should know… Shouldn’t they teach it?

Saving this post in case I ever get a date.

A picture of a skinny female orc …

If I’d seen the pic without text, I’d have assumed it’s a femboy orc. Which I’d also find funnier since the morphology of female orcs already varies a lot depending on the artist’s tastes and intentions whereas male orcs are more consistently depicted with a strong build.

The page:

I think this is Tucker, you should talk to him.

I assumed at first it was a satyrical journal like the Onion and read it in that optic. Then I saw the comments and thought a few people had missed the joke and were taking it seriously. Then started doubting, checked what type of paper it was and if other known ones (like nytime) also talked about it…

This is real, fellas. He really did say that.

Maybe that’s the “quantum fruit loops” he mentioned.

I don’t like this allegory because if the room is perfectly dark the color of the cat doesn’t matter, and if there’s a bit of light its eyes will glow.

You can use sci-hub to get almost any scientific article for free. But is it really free?

Also, context as per the comic panels used : https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss

All of this of course following the hypothesis that you must sacrifice your children to read Nature, as per the original meme.

Me when I hear there’s a way to get the articles without paying money

Me years later when the hospital calls saying a red-eyed raven came demanding its due.

But… It was brought to me by a crow! It flew away in that direction! Don’t come after me, pursue the communist corvid instead!

The largest ring of Jupiter is just about 129 000 km of radius. The nearest Galilean moon to jupiter has a semi-major axis of 421 800 km, so the rings aren’t in any of their orbital neighborhoods.

Beside, the largest of them, Ganymede, is more massive than Mercury.

But you’re right that not all the moons would be either planets or dwarf planets, many would be asteroids.

One must imagine Pluto happy.

Four of them, the galilean moons would be. The others would be dwarf planets [EDIT not all moons,.many would be asteroids].

Everybody everybody everybody living now

Everybody everybody everybody sucks

Can I go an hour without eating pickles? If I fail, I’m deleting my comment. [EDIT: It was a close one, but I made it ! This comment is here to stay ! Celebratory pickle time.]

Pluto the nium

I think I would’ve used the philosoraptor instead to make this meme. The idea guy isn’t typically used to ask questions. [Edit: I see it’s been changed to philosoraptor, nice !👌]

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