• Former minister sentenced to 20 years for sexually abusing 2 young children
(archived link)
• At Good News International Church, hundreds of members died in a cult massacre that haunts survivors
(archived link)
• Pennsylvanie church leader arrested for repeated sexual assaults on young girl
(archived link)
• Nearly 40 children in India drown during Hindu festival
• MAGA pastor prays for God to smite Kamala Harris
• Survivors outraged as convicted sex-offender Bishop found living at a church in Los Angeles
(archived link)
• New York Catholic diocese agrees to pay $323m to child sexual abuse survivors
• Quebec Catholic monks face class actions over decades of alleged sexual abuse
• 11 survivors sue diocese over alleged abuse by priests
• Right-wing pastor claims to have healed a man who almost died from voting Democratic
• Church leader charged with sexual abuse after allegedly giving naked massages to multiple boys
• Former police chaplain accused of raping young child hundreds of times
(archived link)
Ha! Santa doesn’t want me to drink his blood and eat his body. Take that!
Have you asked?
…no. hmmm.
I’ve eaten so many chocolate santas though, I’m pretty sure someone wants us to eat him. Someone ought to convene a committee to investigate this sort of thing.
I’m not sure if I’d want to ask Santa for his chocolate, partly because he may be into it and that frightens me.
Don’t forget to donate money to your local pedophile crossdressing “virgin” every Sunday!