Imagine having a nice, relaxing work poo and suddenly the next stall is full of fish mourners
How did it happen that many people (Americans???) flush fish down the toilet?
Just bury it, like you would any other dead pet.
I used to bury my pets until my family got mad
It’s time to flush my 5-ton (11.000-pound) pet elephant down the toilet 😢
You’re supposed to wait until the pets are dead.
Did you wait for them to die before ?
We, a developer team, had a fish at work. Being developers it was a Beta fish. And, of course, we named it Masta.
I didn’t screenshot it lol, it’s literally like that from the the place I stole it from
You STOLE it??? Just downloaded it right onto your device???
You wouldn’t download a car…
Given the opportunity, yes I would
And the owner gets to keep the original? Hell yeah, I’ll take two.
My partner asked if this was one of your stories lmao. I immediately came to look for you, because it totally sounds like something that would come from you
I love how in your household I’ve become somewhat of a celebrity.
“HONEY! COME QUICK! NEW LMM STORY JUST DROPPED!!!”
Partner comes running in carrying an iPad She was on a job interview video conference, but told the guy “No, seriously, shush. This is more important, and also you’ll thank me later for sharing.”
Guy on the interview call is just like “This better be good…”
“Oh, it WILL be!”
Whoa whoa its not stealing mate, it’s content aggregation.
Jesus fucking Christ dude use night mode.
NEVER!!!
How else are they supposed to get a tan?
So like okay, so OK, so OK, like so, OK, so Okay, like Ok, so???
I’ve heard there was a secret chord
