Imagine visiting JD in his home, and he’s like, “I’ll be ready in a moment, go sit on the couch” and You have to tell him, in the least awkward voice as You can “it’s fine, I’ll stand”.
Or you sit on his couch, and then you can’t stand up, because you’re… stuck.
Ikea does have those semi-private feeling little nooks… I’ve thought about taking a nap in one before. I can only imagine the temptation Vince feels seeing that fresh upholstery.
Hey, listen, if we need to create stories so that the media actually pays attention to the suffering of these couches, then that’s what we’re gonna do!
JD is the type of guy that constantly makes unwanted small talk with you just because he’s the district manager and you can’t get away because you’re leather sectional that’s just his type.
