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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago

Anon finds a flashdrive

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Anon finds a flashdrive

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago
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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Why aren’t there viruses like this? Everyone wants to hurt your computer. Do something dumb like that.

    Or a screamer virus. That could bring the world to its knees.

    • HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org
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      11 months ago

      My idea was a worm that just torrents random shit and dumps it on your desktop like a cat bringing you a dead bat with “I broughted you a pwesent w” energy.

    • Klear@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      There used to be a shitton of silly viruses back in the day.

      • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de
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        11 months ago

        The “you are an idiot” one with the pop-up that runs away from your mouse cursor was hilarious.

    • RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works
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      11 months ago

      How about one that jumpscares you. Or replaces windows with Linux

      • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        That’d be hilarious lmao. Just a “windows is updating” progress bar while in the background it installs Mint, complete with transferring users/passwords, then “rebooting…” BAM Mint.

        Idk how possible that’d be but a man can dream.

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          10 months ago

          previous license key invalidated, now you’ll see what’s the REAL ransomware ;)

      • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        are you referring to a gnu system?

        • RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works
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          10 months ago

          No no, I’m talking alpine Linux

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