• BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I’m sure there are not many PG ways to interpret this passage but if there was it’s not going to come from a teacher with no background in theology. The best part of this silly mandate is that teachers apparently have free reign to make the Bible say whatever they want. Make Jesus sound like the compassionate socialist he actually is.

    • El Barto@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      I’d teach all the raping and incest and send homework in which parents need to participate finding the answers.

    • mwguy@infosec.pub
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      2 months ago

      A statistics class where your grade is determined by “drawing lots” as it shows God’s desired grade…