My person carcinogen-maxxing over here!

You people need to try bonfire/BBQ onions…

The outer layer or two are sacrificial and intended to get burnt, while the inside gets perfectly cooked.

Om nom nom…

(I don’t know that that is what is happening in the photo, but an onion being burnt on the outside really isn’t an issue on its own)

As the old joke when such people existed went-

“Doorman, call me a taxi.”

“Certainly. Lady, you’re a taxi.”