Will Trump pee in a cup first?
I mean if we’re going to start drug testing candidates it’s going to apply to both of them right.
And as far as I know only one of them has incontinence that’s most likely related to stimulant abuse.
Okay, but why would I give a fuck if it were true? Trump sure as hell is going to be. Let’s see whose best is better.
I said in 2020 I’d vote for a ham sandwich if it was the only alternative to Trump. If Biden is a coked up vegetable, I’ll so vote for him over Trump.
Have you SEEN 1980s pro-wrestling, where everyone was coked up? I’d LOVE to see Biden paint his face with beautiful colors, run around shirtless with arm tassles cutton off his veins, snarling when he talks, and talking about being sacrificed to the front lawn where his only choices are to be eaten alive by a school bus of the cosmos, or get your head run over by a sentient lawnmower that’s coming for your WWF intercontinental championship.
Guys…lets give Biden and Trump copious amounts of coke before each debate. I’d watch the hell out of that shit.
This whole thing is so dumb. Stimulants do not make you smart, and they certainly would not treat or reverse dementia. I mean this guy knows this I’m sure, he’s just an asshole.
They don’t make you smart or cure dementia, but used sparingly and at the right moment they can make you act at your best for a few hours.
Is anything they ever say…. baseful?
Wait, I thought Trump said his name was Ronnie Johnson?
They were eating Modafinil and coming down with Zolpidem when Trump was in office. Was this guy writing the scripts?
The results are in Biden tested positive for caffeine and his sugar levels are elevated 🙀
Trump got a dilute
Dilute?
This is the best summary I could come up with:
Rep. Ronny Jackson, who served as Donald Trump‘s White House physician, recklessly speculated that President Joe Biden is using drugs to stay ‘alert’ and to help him ‘perform’ in the upcoming presidential debate.
Host Maria Bartiromo opened the interview with a clip of President Joe Biden appearing to stutter when attempting to say the name of Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas.
He then theorized that Biden will be spending the next week at Camp David adjusting the doses of these alleged medications that, again, Jackson has zero proof that the president is taking.
These accusations would be laughable if they weren’t so dangerous, particularly because a Defense Department inspector general report released in January of this year detailed how Trump’s White House Medical Unit gave out controlled substances with minimal oversight and even worse record keeping.
Trump staff told Rolling Stone that the former president’s White House Medical Unit was “like the Wild West” with easy access to stimulants and sedatives for employees.
This past March, The Washington Post reported that Jackson was demoted by the military in 2022 from U.S. Navy Rear Admiral to Captain following allegations of alcohol abuse while working, anger issues and sexual harassment.
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