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memes@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

Honesty is the best policy

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Honesty is the best policy

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memes@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

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Just in case someone runs into this. “I do not consent to any searches”
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  Cop: “hmm how suspicious. If he was innocent he would trust me implicitly.”
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  “Please don’t search my butthole.”
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    “No really. PLEASE do not, no matter what you do, do not search my butthole. Please.”
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  And then get probable caused

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