In this article, The Onion brings you testimonials from various Boeing staff at all levels of operation.
Boeing’s reputation has suffered serious damage following several high-profile equipment failures, including a door panel detaching during an Alaska Airlines flight.
I wasn’t sure if this bit was real or not, but this actually happened. Holy shit.
Where ya been, buddy?
First time online since January? :)
I mean, I know it’s The Onion, but this certainly doesn’t have to be a joke.
Thing is, it isn’t. Boeing factory workers said they wouldn’t fly on a Boeing plane during an hidden recording.
I am so very confused right now.
“The wings don’t even flap.”
“I prefer the majesty of rail”
Weird to see this from The Onion when a week or so ago on Last Week Tonight you had literal employees saying they wouldn’t fly on a Boeing at a Boeing factory.
So what happens when the satire is reality? Where do we go from here?
Ugh. I hate when The Onion reports on real news.
