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    This is the rock that keeps the Earth right side up. If you knock it off we flip upside down and Australia gets to rule the planet.

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    I don’t care how long this has been going on, I ain’t fucking around near that thing.

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      7 months ago

      There’s not a feline or a man alive who could move that without tools.

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        If cats could read and open doors, they would collectively go to Finland to push it over with a huge mass of pure cat power.

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          With some levers, definitely doable. With just paws? Eh.

          Also, cats can definitely open doors. Not all cats, but I know a few.

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              I get that’s what you meant, but technically the way it was worded…

              And the cats I know are cats who frequently roam outdoors and are Finnish. Perhaps they’ve just not seen this post, as outside cats rarely doomscroll.

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                  Being literate isn’t a requirement for scrolling though, although I do hesitate on how much “doom” applies to things like this.

                  But that’s clearly an indoors house-cat, so my hypothesis that outside cats doomscroll less is still valid.

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      Yes, in a lot of places a period is used for order-of-magnitude separation and comma is used for decimal places.

      In this title the use seems inconsistent.

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        Either the rock weighs exactly 500kg to an impressive precision and has been there for eleven thousand years or it weighs five hundred thousand kg and has been there for exactly 11 years.

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        Right, i think he’s asking if there’s some culture where the inconsistency is designed based on unit. So, for example, period for years, comma for weight.

        I think it’s simply an error. Maybe AI generated?

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      Finland uses space for thousands (and comma for decimals), so an article in Finnish would have 500 000 kg

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      I don’t care how long it been balancing there I wouldn’t dare stand that close to it, be just my luck it pick that moment to shrift.

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      The ice sheet covering northern europe started to melt away, and with that we got what is called “glacial erratics”. Rocks had traveled from once place to another, and then settled. In Sweden we call those “giants throw”, because it was assumed that the only way those big rocks could be where they are was if a giant had thrown it.

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        In Finland those are called siirtolohkare (moved boulder) or hiidenkivi (devil’s rock)

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          I think we have the same terminology then, we also call them “flyttblock”. Is there a story behind them being called Devil’s rock? It sounds very finnish to me to be honest.

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            Well “hiisi” translates to “devil” but that’s very much a political translation as far as such things existed back then.

            Translating “Hiisi” as “the Devil” is quite a fuck-the-pagans translation.

            Hiisi (Finnish pronunciation: [ˈhiːsi]; plural hiidet [ˈhiːdet]) is a term in Finnic mythologies, originally denoting sacred localities and later on various types of mythological entities

            Hiisi was originally a spirit of hill forests (Abercromby 1898). In Estonian hiis (or his) means a sacred grove in trees, usually on elevated ground. In the spells (“magic songs”) of the Finns the term Hiisi is often used in association with a hill or mountain, as a personage he also associated with the hills and mountains, such as the owner or ruler of the same. His name is also commonly associated with forests, and some forest animals.

            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiisi

            I think “the Fae” would be a more accurate translation, theology-wise.

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            It’s not literally devil (paholainen) but Hiisi, which is something similar in finnish mythology which obviously doesn’t have a translation.

            It’s likely simply “only devil could have brought that stone here”

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      Finland is not close enough to the edges of tectonic plates, so if we get earthquakes here at all, they’re barely noticeable.

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        so if we get earthquakes here at all, they’re barely noticeable.

        …and caused by the sea bed rising after it was compressed because of the weight of the glacier during the ice age

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          Being in the middle of the large and relatively stable Eurasian plate does help, though. The Mediterranean region, being closer to the edge region, does experience quite a bit more, though, and some strong ones have historically been felt all the way up here, too.

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    The age sends my imagination racing, I wonder if there was a Proto-Indo-European name for it, as a remote curiosity/enigma.

    “They say that somewhere up north, half a moon beyond the most remote village, there is a large stone put on top of another by the hand of the Earth Goddess herself.”

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      Listen I’m trying very hard not to go there with a hamer and a chisel. But in case I couldn’t help myself to take a train to Finlande, everyone could understand the urge against which I lost.

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        Lame attempt at a troll. If you’re going to at least try to troll be creative. You’re boring, shallow and unimaginative.

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      1. Rock is in the floor

      2. Ice age ends, water floods dirt around the rock away

      3. Rock either rolls down or stays

      We have lots of these in Austria and at least here this is how they became like that.