The attorney, Christina Bobb running the Republican National Committee’s “election integrity” effort has been criminally charged by the state of Arizona for her efforts to help Donald Trump steal the 2020 election. This turn of events highlights the Orwellian meaning of the phrase “election integrity,” as used by Trump and the Republican Party: An effort to win at all costs.
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Tough to make this stuff up.
Reality really has out done The Onion. The Onion isn’t even onion-y enough at this point.
Just politics though, the onion is still hitting home runs on social issues.
We don’t really need The Onion at this point.
The Onion is dead. Long live The Onion.
Not ironic so much as an excuse to be awful, with a little bit of projection thrown in depending on how much kool-aid they drank
Cute.
Every accusation is a confession.
What? Republicans are hypocrites and liars? Who could have imagined such a thing!
Its like when the police hire a criminal to solve crime, just reversed
You want a criminal lawyer.
I hope these proceedings can restore faith in the democratic process, that was stolen and seemed lost forever. Criminals were able to manipulate the election and even gain power briefly but justice shall prevail. In the end, they won’t get away with it, and we will have democracy back.
Nonono, you don’t understand! He was at Brandon’s heels, and now they try to smear him with the evidence they have against him, but he never had against Brandon! I do not see why this could be taken for anything else than a subversion by the Deep State to further hinder Donald Trumpet and his croney-crew!
Not great, Bobb!
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Damn, why the fuck does “Shellac” have a k in that tense. TIL another way English sucks.
Most words ending in -[vowel]c get a k when the ending is more than just s, without changing to a soft c.
We picnicked in a panicky mood while politicking traffickers rollicked nearby.
Is spelled correctly (for American English at least), which would be fine if it weren’t for words like gimmick, but if anyone gives you shit for not assuming that, they’re an idiot.
Ohh man, squicks
welp, I’m spent.
