• Neato@ttrpg.network
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    9 months ago

    How do you even get into this position on a golf course? Wouldn’t a ball that went down a ravine be declared lost?

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      9 months ago

      Guarantee he insists on unlimited mulligans, but only for him, because he owns the course, but still isn’t athletic enough to fucking golf.

        • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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          9 months ago

          I read an article written by someone who has played golf with him. They said he cheats a lot, which is silly because he’s actually pretty good. But he cheats because he’s a cheater, not because he’s not good at the game. Anyone who cheats at golf cheats at everything else too.

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            9 months ago

            Maybe because he gets a thrill from the act of cheating itself, and similarly lying, regardless of whether he benefits from it?