Oh no, what does Lisp Machine think about vaccines?

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What corporation is out there buying new equipment every 6 months?

I could pet 3 isopods

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

You win a free trip to the Hague

They’re going to lady and the tramp it

Who’s the one with the bow?

Have you tried giving it a handjob?

Can haz

What if I see him murdering someone?

Hey, we’re learning, okay?

Don’t bother ringing it up, it’s for a duck. I got six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!

That’s nose pocky

Yeah, it’s clunky for sure, but maybe we just don’t use it for that much

The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long

That was John Quincy Adams. I remember because I also learned that he did this nude, an image I’ve been trying to get out of my head for 30 years.

pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam

New atoms, same old bullshit