Also check out Coyote and Crow for a Solarpunk TTRPG

https://coyoteandcrow.net/

I don’t mind Tom Bombadil being left out (he and Goldberry deserve their own Middle Earth Musical) but my man Fatty Bolger was done dirty in the movies.

I want young Rohingya Magneto.

But have some special needs most people don’t know of! They are native to Virginia, they are not tropical plants. Therefore part of their life cycle is a yearly dormancy period due to snow. Put your venus flytrap OUTSIDE in the winter folks! Also I’m told you should only use distilled water. And don’t touch the mouths and cause them to close without feeding.

Plus the sexual tension.

Have you ever seen someone’s brain after prolonged Fireball exposure? Keep that nasty shit away from me!

Fireball: Not even once.

Everyone thinks Hagrid is Scottish because of that other groundskeeper.

Didn’t the ring slip away from Gollum because it sensed Sauron gaining strength? I thought it was dormant more than anything. If the ring had somewhere better to be it would have acted on Gollum sooner. Gollum chilled in the cave for 500 years because that’s what the ring wanted to do, just waiting for its master.

https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/481979/Fully-Automated-Solarpunk-RPG

https://coyoteandcrow.net/

Eta: posted too quickly, meant to say not video games but maybe worth a mention. I see fully automated on this community sometimes but I dont think I’ve seen coyote and crow talked about here.

I hate to break this to you, but its Chumbawamba, with an A not a second U. And it always has been.

I’ve had this idea for a trans pirate pc for awhile that would fit in well on Genders table. Captain Cuntbeard gets his name from being a loud and lewd ladies man, always bragging about conquests and offering to let the cabin boy smell his fingers. He says his name is because he can’t get the stink out of his ticklewhiskers no matter what. He is also prepolymorph, so his beard is fake, he shaves his genitals and thighs and glues it onto his face. His motivation for being a pirate is enough gold for a permanent polymorph spell or magic item, in the meantime he has a small stock of polymorph potions that he occasionally uses. He has this whole routine where he gets a barmaid into private, does the whole get comfy we don’t have to do anything, tells her his secret, seduces her, and begs her to keep his secret for fear of his life…

Can’t roll 28 on a d10, but in Exalted you could easily be rolling 28 dice.

Bob Marley - Buffalo Soldier

Moonposting at its finest.