I think all war should be fought with paintball guns and pool noodles.

Republicans going into a no-firearms event

That’s right, it goes in the square hole.

Describes self to anyone who will listen, doesn’t get response desired, claims not to have wanted feedback. Sounds about right.

She gets hangry after sex

If it’s broke, don’t fix it amiright?!

That’s the unemployment line.

Pretty amazing what Washington can do when it wants to.