My feed is like: new game, political stuff, robots, ICH BIND SLWARKERNURFER MURKLE BURGEN KRUGEN ESBSISIDOFIDOWKD webcomic

The world would be a far far better place if we were all just horny, depraved, sluts

I can’t read my own handwriting. Some kind of fine motor disorder. I hate paper so fucking much.

Random Canadian says fuck you, you facist fuck wagon.

When encountering the unknown, no matter how rational a person is, there is a primal set of three questions written somewhere deep into our genetic code that compels us to ask: can I eat it? Can I fuck it? Can I kill it?

Better yet if only the word cum is

Horses are creepy

I worked at a McDonald’s that had a play place back in the day.

Almost every day some kid would shit, piss, or puke in it.

Dude. I will never buy anything from and ad You fucks have been trying for 30+ years and not once had it worked.

Know what I would pay you for? A functional fucking search engine you fucking dirty myopic shit cabbages.

Fuck the whole fucking lot of you

Xi creates a TikTok account called “shit my roommate says” that ends up exploding in popularity due to the non stop verbal diarrhea and general idiocy spraying out of trumps mouth constantly. Xi has to try and manage Trump to maintain the illusion that everything is normal while also keeping the whole thing going since he’s making so much money. Trump’s narcissism and idiocy end up bringing the whole charade to a screeching halt, or so we think until the credits roll and we see that Ci never stopped posting the TikToks

My players once used charisma and magic to basically trick/enslave some generic box to participate in everything for THE WHOLE CAMPAIGN. I kept trying to kill him and when that didn’t work I tried to make them feel bad about the situation because he had a family at home that had no idea where he was and when I finally managed to kill him they just brought him back from the dead. He was a level 4 night and they were level 18 when the campaign ended

lol no they fucking don’t. Are you high? Kagi is the closest thing in existence to a functional search engine and even then it’s frankly not that great