Tiefling IRL

Yeah but that’s all my replacement’s problem to deal with

If you enjoy folk songs or ghost stories, take a listen to Charming Disaster

Balanced binary tree

Real answer: Japanese maple and willows

You know how the curse of pet ownership is that you will almost certainly outlive them?

That, but with everyone you love

My midlife crisis at 25 was learning how to safely perform dangerous superhuman shit

Biden: “Iran has no right to defend itself…”

If she loses there won’t be a next election

They aren’t supporting Israel because they care about the Israeli or Jewish people. They’re supporting Israel because they love blowing up brown people, with an unhealthy dollop of biblical foretelling.

Yes, Harris is the only realistic option. Anyone voting for Trump is a Nazi in the most literal sense of the word.

I’m in the minority but I hate my air fryer. It’s bulky and takes up our entire countertop and sink, it’s a pain in the ass to clean, and it requires manual shaking every few seconds. It’s much faster to just use the microwave.

I get a bunch of them every year in NYC, weirdly enough

That’s really it. I don’t really seek out new music, as much as I happen to stumble upon it. My music library is intense and what I listen to changes frequently.

I can’t get off Splatoon

Not Lemmy, but I’d love to invite you and anybody else to the Discord of Many Things. It’s a large (~13k) community focused on D&D 5e. I’m Alice.

Microwaved pepperoni chips.

Put pepperoni on a plate with some paper towels, microwave for one minute. The apartment will smell either heavenly or sickening for the next hour, depending on how much you like pepperoni.

Works with any sliced sausage really

While I understand people’s criticisms of Sucker Punch, I still really enjoy the movie and its soundtrack.

One of the most common criticisms I see is that their outfits have sex appeal. It’s a totally valid criticism, but at the same time, I see this as Babydoll choosing an outfit that is the exact opposite of the unsexy hospital gowns she’s forced as a way to escape her reality. I would do the same to be honest.

Dreampop is just so relaxing to listen to. It makes you feel like you’re floating on a cloud.

Witch house is also relaxing to listen to. It makes you feel like you’re about to be sacrificed by a death cult.

I’d like to ask what are you doing to stop fascism? You’re actively stopping people from voting for the only person who can defeat Orange Hitler, so what are you doing to make up for that?

Christianity

My dog has a foot fetish. My snake has an armpit fetish. We tend to find them both randomly staring at empty corners. Weird cryptids.