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Context since someone will probably think I’m just being a dick.

Funnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy Joooooooookkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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I too saw Tomorrow Never Dies.

Those responsible for sacking the people who have been sacked have also been sacked.

Spooky Scary Skeletons!

Is this the donkey sanctuary in Aruba? Those fools there let the derp fly for treats.

The Trump voters aren’t going to read it.

That’s not a very nice thing to say. It’s not their fault they can’t read.

Interesting, but what is with those flat and mashed together keys? I mean i get it, they’re going for the Magic™ aesthetic and all, but it’s like they only cared about fixing the mushy key feeling of Apple keyboards and ignoring the other glaring issues. But there’s a screen and some dials so, yay?

I don’t. I consider it a series of tubes.

Should this even be a surprise? They have a giant red star right there on the label…

Mmmmmmmooooooohhhhhhh… Mr Body Massage Machineeeee