Mickey Mouse with elephantiasis

Nancy, still the best

Nah, capitalism is my problem, the thing that automatically segues into dystopia

More capitalism to save us from capitalism

We? Are you in congress being lobbied by Alphabet and Meta?

After being called out on profiting off this genocide, she heroically attempted to repair optics around her

~25 billion in funding and they need my phone…

The ability to commit a crime is now a crime. Sounds like more USA grade propaganda.

Being an actual cannibal is expensive. But really, Spez eats people.

Why do you think anything primarily male would be a fetish?

Prostate cancer, you’re next

It comes from stories from several DC sex workers. Google Lindsey Graham Ladybugs if you have a strong stomach and want to hear about Graham’s anal warts

I have one. My ad blocker wasn’t what I thought someone was going to try to give me an inferiority complex about today.

This “news” site has an ad telling me about how socialist billionaire are hoarding there wealth and how I can too (they are selling gold coins)

It worked for Twitter, right…. Right…?

Tesla already has the highest accident risk, are they trying to increase their lead?

The media’s wall to wall non stop coverage that got him elected in 2016 hasn’t learned anything.

The sternest word “malarkey”

In other news: stop using Netscape

Least creepy photo they could find of him

But she doesn’t blast it on her speakers because it isn’t funny