Nothing, frankly. We’re working around it at best.

Hear me out - add a bunch of avocado to this, and you’d have a gelatin cheesy guacamole dip. Might be a bit on the sweet side, but this may not be irredeemable.

You’re right, you don’t.

It’s even worse than you think.

The only crimes here are that the cheese isn’t melted sufficiently, the pepperoni is undercooked, and that the pineapple is likely a best lukewarm.

I always thought I’d be able to see more hand, not less.

Grubwurst.

It’s almost a butter sandwich flavoured with peas!

Ok, but what’s underneath the peas? Mozzarella, brie, Camembert, fondant, cream cheese, Duncan Heinz frosting? We need to know how big a crime this truly is.

Corpse size still plays a role. You wouldn’t want to touch a dead tadpole, but you may not even notice.

That’s not “laminating”.

How exactly do you propose to laminate a severed head??

Dead babies don’t care how many bodies there are.

Ah, so corpse count AND proximity are both factors? Along with knowledge of the presence of said corpse?

Hard no, leaking is gross.

Corpse size has a lot to do with it. I wouldn’t swim in even a large pool with a dead human in it (knowingly), but one dead fish or rodent or dozens of dead tadpoles or bugs? Not an issue.

Heck, most household swimming pools have dozens of dead bodies in them, but they’re 99% insects.

Diabetes and cholesterol, together at last!

If this is half as good as pineapple salsa consider me sold.

He came from the deep ocean, and nobody thinks he’s just the absolute master at treading water?? SMDH

I can’t tell what kind of dog this is.

I prefer mine cheese dipped.