Well, not anymore.

I’m so turned on right now. Good night, I love you, and I will see you in the morning.

I mean, it’s not the first time he’s perjured himself in Congress.

We all have our kinks.

So we lived closer to a triceratops than it did to a stegosaurus? My brain hurts.

Not even close.

They’re suggesting that Canada won’t be able to defend its own airspace so US will have to be able to operate more freely in Canadian than they already do. They are saying that the NORAD agreement would need to be updated to accommodate this.

Maybe they’ll go back to the border.

Sir, we’ve just received reports of a second breakfast.

That does not appear to be the same point. The inscriptions are different.

Not if you project it onto an oblate spheroid.

Maybe cops don’t need guns then.

Ya, I don’t understand what the alternative is supposed to be. It was declining into lawlessness because police forces refused to do their jobs.

When this is all done they’ll have him on a misdemeanour and he’ll do 6 weeks of community service.

I hope this wasn’t our only plan.

Looks like he was working out the right pincer a lot more than the left.

Explains my moobs.

Spineless fucking coward. Basically inviting Trump in.

Every fucking year someone gives me a new year with a lot of promises how good the new year will be. But the only sure thing is, I’m getting older.

Sure, things haven’t been that great over the last few years, but this year will be different. You’ll see!