Lots of various kinds of poops on the ocean too…

Also, 😂

No.

My main point was that crowdstrike has always been lazy man’s garbage.

If it only impacts a percentage of your machines then there was a problem in the deployment strategy or the solution wasn’t worthwhile to begin with.

Is this that thang I keep hearing about that needs a hawk tuah?

Soon to be anyway probably

Lol…

The first time I installed an internal modem like 30osh years ago…

While shit was still on!

It did not go well…

No doubt… It certainly seems useless so far but when the ant wars start you’ll all want me on your team.

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I can smell ant hills that are far enough that I can’t see them from an open car window.

I smell them outdoors from quite a long distance.

I can smell them from many many yards away.

There is definitely no need to get close or try to smell them.

100%

I can smell them to the point I know when an area has an abundance of ant hills.

If you could smell them you wouldn’t have to try.

My son and I loved it! 😂

Anecdotal doesn’t mean made up

This chart diddles fiddles

No

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That’s 100% true and you also are 100% well aware that millions of people still use it every day.