they’re heathcliff’s guardin’ gnomes.

‘hollywood’ puts way more creative effort into their ‘accounting’ than they do their product. no way they’re paying a dime in extra taxes.

i don’t get how this would even work

he doesn’t either.

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somewhere off in the distance i hear a familiar jingle: ‘3 billion strong… and growing’

in other news: the potomac mills costco reports a shortage of pink copy paper.

gotta get 'er started before midterms.

typically turn 11 in fifth or the summer after. so a smart kid… who also happens to not be white.

gotta kick 'em down while you still have a chance, i guess.

we would all be ‘shareholders’ of public services for public good.

eggs have been pretty stable here the last several months, but they’re still over triple the ‘pre pandemic’ price.

iirc that franchise is owned by the navy or something, so that tracks with donvict’s order for it. technically it’s a federal flagpole.

about to make a comeback in wisconsin–vapes were essentially banned in that state starting september 1st.

we used to have mac tonight at a piano, muzak, black ceiling tiles and club lighting. now it’s the same remodeled mckitchen as everywhere else, stuffing delivery orders into bags and letting the in-person experience go to shit.

… only if you pay extra for a little happy time.

it would take them (the committee) about two minutes to veer into “other” work mueller did.

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all those old ‘unsupported’ systems with old processors and old-school hard disk drives are more compatible with windows 11 than a new one.

that was the first thing i looked for.

one of my favourite lunches.

and by ‘lunch’, i mean it could be breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, lunch, tea, dinner, supper… or anything in-between.

sounds like a ‘service problem’ someone once spoke about…

acquire your ms office ‘elsewhere’ and never link it to a ms account. same with windows. no msa, no ‘cloud’ to save to.

and there is a service problem here.