You can count up to 99 with your hands if you use them like a Japanese abacus.

I think you meant to say salvia, maybe?

This technically goes down a very interesting line of thought that Vsauce covered once.

into a fire

What was the original?

I hear the Speedwagon Foundation uses intense UV.

Brown bears and black bears see you as a potential threat.

Polar bears see you as food.

Oh they reap the rewards alright. They just don’t sow.

Probably Nantucket, judging by the image credit.

An anaconda

It’s all of the above, comrade

You can either possess a cake or consume it. Consuming the pastry means you no longer have it.

If the Bible itself prohibited such things, then yes, I would be making this point and also making fun of the Christians for not following it, like how they’re not supposed to wear mixed fabric or have female teachers.

A ban on depicting living things is documented in a fairly well-supported ahadith. While strict adherence is rare in modernity, it is indeed something present in religious texts and widely practiced historically, which merits mockery.

Well, the other really big religion has a zombie as its mascot so it isn’t without precedent.

Maybe if you draw him as a corpse ;)

What’s extra funny is that Islam bans drawing living things.

Don’t forget that Republicans consider pretty much anything featuring gays as sexual and pornographic.

Unless it is one solitary molecule of water, the water molecules are in contact with other water molecules, making them wet.

Olivie is delicious and no one will tell me otherwise

We have avatars?