They forgot to mention what percentage of birds are humans smh

I thought this was a guy trying to cut a toothbrush in half.

It was definitely true in my experience- the general feeling was that it’s very hard to prove any general rules in psychology, because there are so many factors. You want to be able to say “people are ___” but people are just way too complex.

All I remember from my psychology classes is that for every study that shows some phenomenon, there’s another study that shows the opposite. That’s why I switched to math.

edit: well I guess the main reason was to help find a job…

The midichlorian is the light saber of the cell.

Maybe he has a treadmill sideways against the refrigerator door, so when it goes forward or backwards it opens/closes the door. And each shelf in the refigerator has a tiny treadmill on it so it dumps everything onto the big treadmill when it turns on. And all of the treadmills are remote controlled.

You have to read the end of Neuromancer to find out.

The real dungeons are the dragons we made along the way.

So apparently the entire world decided that “pee the bed” would be a great name for a flower.

I like the cut of your gif

Between Kingdom of Loathing and West of Loathing, they’ve got half of these covered.

What’s the deal with dandelion wine? Is it really strong, or just an intense flavor?

For me, one of the most annoying things about shopping in stores is that I’m forced to drive to a big box store like Target or Walmart because they’ve forced the local stores out of business, destroying traditional downtowns and walkable neighborhoods and making people need a car to get anywhere. Did they fix that?

Naturally

Stripe Monk… I sound more like a woodland critter.

We’d make great pets

Somehow that never occurred to me.

This is fake, the real Boards of Canada love electrical infetterence.