Proxies. I have several full decks that are all fake cards printed from high quality proxy printing sites, ~$30-40 per 100 card commander deck, not sure how tariffs changed the cost, haven’t ordered recently, but it was not a US based site. Obviously not legal in competitive play, but I only play casual amongst friends

Oh hey, I do all of these on a regular basis. And regularly got in trouble as a kid for being forgetful, despite the fact that I was a smart kid with good grades. Maybe I should talk to a doc…

Paleontologists across the world have been holding out on us! I demand they release the fossils of all the cool raptors!

I didn’t forget, I just don’t know which direction that one ran off to!

This implies the existence of an acceloraptor, and even better, the jerkraptor

Ok that’s a new one, never heard of a butt clench back pop.

I can do pretty much every joint aside from hips and elbows. The loudest are my messed up shoulders from when I used to swim competitively. I’ve had multiple doctors tell me it’s the loudest shoulder pop they’ve ever heard.

I immediately started searching this up on seeing the article. Should’ve known someone in the comments already beat me to it. Thanks for the links!

You got another one to read it :)

Some actress with boobs. I know her from White Lotus. No idea on the ending wokeness part because I don’t follow the lives of celebrities outside of checking IMDB to see what else they’ve been in.

Edit: I tried to look into it a bit. Something about the fact that a conventionally attractive young woman with nice breasts is gaining popularity means it’s an end to all the body positivity and other wokeness? Idk, I’m not doing more than 5 minutes of looking into it

I also saw that her grandma has seen her nude scenes and said “she has the best tits in Hollywood” and that’s just hilarious

The sand tiger shark also doesn’t have a drink… So it also captures how I feel on first dates as a recovering alcoholic