THC activates the true flavor of water when in solution. Bong water isn’t “dirty” enough to change its taste, despite the common misconception: all water actually tastes like that but you only perceive it when you take your normal post-bowl bong chug.

That isn’t surprising. It’s hard to see lots of stuff when you’re intentionally obtuse.

Sigma balls

Personality cults are the most shameful form of dickriding

I get that it’s satire, but that was an instant downvote the millisecond an acoustic guitar became visible.

NASA should let me put a plastic Koi pond on Mars and dump in a ton of algae killer, it’ll cover a hemisphere in a week.

Longest non-human primate sentence on record:

Give Orange Me Give Eat Orange Me Eat Orange Give Me Eat Orange Give Me You

A Quisling in our direction is still a Quisling

Crazy they want nukes now, considering how much they hated the first two they got. Everyone’s a critic.

It was their son, Nick Reiner

Eventually the AI will write better code than humans

“In the year 2000, housewives will make dinner in a snap by putting a Thanksgiving Dinner capsule in the Food-o-Matic” energy

Skill issue, either don’t use AI or nut up and ignore the hate. If you have difficulty with either option then replace your computer with a vSmile.

“And it should be me”

Kinda funny how perfectly they’re described by the phrase “wolves in sheep’s clothing”, knowing its origin and context.

Could the punch line be any lazier?

We’re still in the uncanny valley, but it seems that we’re climbing out of it. I’m already being ‘tricked’ left and right by near perfect voice ai and tinkered with image gen

Skill issue

The US does use the metric system: an inch is defined as being 2.54 cm. Now it’s a metric unit.

Proper date formatting is specified in ISO 8601 and there are no acceptable alternatives.

And to people who object with
“But I don’t want to put the year first”
Try using your tears as extra ink

What’s the point of wrestling with a pig? You both get muddy, and the pig likes it.
Maybe it’s because I grew up with the old, “mean” internet, but my response to communities full of trash is to leave them alone and let the blind lead the blind. Seriously, what the hell is arguing with them going to do? They expect to be challenged, they will not see reason, they will not suffer to be helped, and you are not going to be the person who changes that.

t. somebody who totally isn’t a psycho