I’m something of a pie bush inspector myself.

I’ve been staring at it for five minutes, and I can’t get it to not resolve.

Reschedule? Is it not at 4:20 anymore?

“We need to cut down the insane cycle of churning through personal electronics”

Translation: We need to slow down the pace of innovation!

Roller skating.

Yeah I’m not in favor of constructive dismissal, but maybe these layoffs are justified….

It’s so good because the title spoils the ending, so you know it’s coming the whole time and it’s still devastating.

He was probably making some “furtive movements” just before the incident.

Yep, and just give them a quick flick at the end to shake off any remaining droplets. Then they’ll dry quickly.

Roller skating

Of course!

Who’s the guy on the right supposed to be?

Boutros Boutros-Ghali

Actually, no.

Nope, none intended.

This gives me hope!

It’s adult night at the skating rink tonight and I’m going 🛼