A pseudo-stomach? IDK…

I think since it’s using bacteria and not acid, it’s not a “stomach”, just performs the same type of function.

I once was in the mirror with some dental floss trying to get at a stuck piece of romaine lettuce. When I finally dislodged it, instead of coming out of my mouth with the floss, it decided to sit on the front of my tooth.

As I’m ineffectively swiping at it with the floss I get an idea: what if I had a bunch of pieces of floss, instead of just one… And if I made them stiffer, it’d be easier to just get in there and swipe things off the sides of my teeth… Like a little mouth broom… Or a toothbrush! …I’m an idiot.

I work 3rd shift, so I’m always motivated to go to bed in the morning.

Damnit…

Now I want to 3d print a bunch of meeples and show up to Warhammer night at my LGS.

I take it your boss was Gen X or older?

In the pre cell phone era, it was common for bathrooms to contain various magazines or books.

They don’t “own” a “car”, they’re in possession of a conveyance…

The guy that lost the finger probably didn’t have health insurance, so he practiced traditional American medicine & rubbed some dirt on it.

The difference is they were told to wear a mask, which means they are standing up for their “rights” by not doing it.

The ear thing is to show how dedicated they are to the “cause,” which is essentially opposition to what “the other side” is doing.

I believe it’s made of Bethanite

If republicans can rush approval for a supreme court justice out of nowhere, Dems should be able to get a current VP up to POTUS status quickly.

When in all lowercase letters the word

bed

Looks like a bed.

I would use M.C. Escher’s Gambit.

D&D campaign changing the names of real places to keep the fantasy setting?

Monoprice is my go-to for cables. Has been for years.

Well now I’m intrigued

Text Messages killed instant message programs. Same “format”, but infinitely portable and won’t crash out your full screen game when you get a new message.

Old AC’s and Fridges work forever. Probably horrible for the environment, but they work.

Both Black Knights do the Cha-Cha Slide