it could also just be a fan of half life and they actually don’t know any better

dude are you me or some shit, this hits way too close to home

sshhh… it just works :)

cause shit just works, yknow?

you’re calling to get out. calling in sounds like you’re providing a reason to go in that day, which imo makes even less sense

ah, so nonexistent?

welcome to the party, sir non-chalant

guess i’m dead inside

heheh, it has teeth

theoretically, yeah.

in practice, i don’t think you should be swimming while there’s a thunderstorm going on

by the time lightning hits the ground, the energy that’s left is minuscule enough to never penetrate through the surface of the ocean.

whatever you just made up, you’re completely right by pure chance! congratulations.

this is based?

i love it, thank you

you can’t just put a rounded rectangle with a fraction in it and not expect me to swipe to the next photo smh

this will be said every single time a new big game is about to come out and mostly everybody still won’t listen. why?

…no like i’m genuinely asking, why

that is such a better name

seconding this, can barely remember anything not life shatteringly important anymore

neat is the only word here that isn’t related to a state of matter or element pretty sure

This is not the first time that legend has posted.

worst sentence i’ve ever read.

thank you, SatansMaggotyCumFart.

this a fantastic unintended loop