the what

apologies not accepted, the hounds have been released

context for those who need it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJ9HrZq7Ro

those are all posts on different communities, i’ve done this for basically every other post i’ve made and there was never any backlash

BABA IS YOU

evenly lit, ink smudged weird, camera somehow perfectly on top without occluding any light

may snakes bite your balls and all your milk turn sour

*sharted

and then another synonym would be used, and then another and another and by the end of month 1 you’ve banned half of the oxford dictionary and the kiddies have already moved on to ancient Aramaic. or more realistically diacritic/lookalike spam, good luck filtering that!

you could probably make some sentiment analysis system to autoflag things but why would you bother? i doubt tiktok really gives a shit, it doesn’t have morals or a goal beyond its next quarterly report, as long as it can word “we’re doing the barest minimum, fuck off” into something more polite it’s all good in their books i reckon

they creamed thems… Sad

👁️👄👁️

not that protogen unfortunately

wait he’s not a fucking parody account?? i thought he was like. larping as an umbrella corp researcher

wizards with guns are great

a matematician specializes in palgebra

:3

if you can find a turbo-enCOBOL sneeble implementation sure

are those all band names?

smh real programmers use magnetized needles on tape

after the Great Science Cockup of '89 all scientists are overseen by a noir-style private investigator, the whiskey and cigar costs are high but they have solved ~8 murders per year since

according to the handful of people i’ve heard who got institutionalized, you do not want to be institutionalized