You don’t know me. McDonald’s fucked up my nuggets order this morning so now I’m a man without anything to live for

We should be talking about the average person being able to win >50% of the time, not the ideal human who wins on an off-chance.

Personally, I’m guessing I’d be somewhere in the range of a medium sized calf

This is the real insidious thing about internet enshittification. It’s run by publicly traded corporations so it’s not enough just to squeeze every possible dollar out of your customers, you have to keep ramping up the squeeze. Even once you’re bringing in billions and billions of pure profit with a product that everyone loves, you have an actual legal duty to your shareholders to make it worse in an effort to try to grow the profit even more

not any worse

I know this is america but could we maybe, just this once, try to measure things better?

If it were up to me we’d blanket ban anything that only the ultra rich can afford and force them to put the funds into improving public services. If they want private flights, great, but they also have to offer them at an affordable price to the average person. Basically, “if you didn’t bring enough for the whole class, you can’t eat it,” but for rich people.

“Somewhat reasonable”

The biggest housing bubble of all time isn’t world news?