Can we just first have Scotland back in? Just to fuck with England.

I buy them with stretch denim. When I’m fat they fit and whem I’m fit they fit.

I’m now topping up for my winter fat cycle.

1 down 2 to go.

A father sees his whole family get crushed for the ultimate eargasm.

The father snail enters a high stakes game to capture a human and eliminate his immortality.

This thing should be the equivalent of an F22? Why are they getting destroyed so easy?

And would they park such assets out in the open?

Will work fine indeed. Only I always have some issues getting the touchscreen working seamlessly. Is there a window manager on Debian who does it well?

I would be the unsuspecting worker late in office to make ends meet.

I’m not ready for huge fighting machines soaring above me.

As a tall Dutch person, my bed is 220 long and 200 wide. Unfortunately Ikea only carries 200 long mattresses, so I need to go to specialty stores.

But luckily tall people problems are prevalent here, so lots of stores.

Russia: “Go attack the west with these kaboom sticks”

Belarus: “You sure…?”

How can women not feel like a trashcan with that bin liner hanging out?

A true cum dumpster.

You can invoke it with “speaker of the house” privileges.

We have Google A.I. for that.

Ben Affleck’s Bat Man

"What are you doing step-gardener? " - The endangered plant

Long protein strings? You mean they cum on each other? Thank you for the mental image buddy.

Wel this is a bunch of nonsense.

We need a gimp swarm. Men in latex suits swarming hostile tanks violating everything throughout their path.

Coffee, cigarettes and Taco bell!

Windows 2000 all the way.