Serpentine!

The real psychopathic behavior is drinking warm nesquick that had been sitting in his car for hours.

I had a similar experience, except I said “you’re the guy from Big Lebowski!” and he said yep and then smashed my car windows with a crowbar.

Q : I’ve been entirely preoccupied by a most frightening experience of my own. A couple of hours ago, I realized that my body was no longer functioning properly. I felt weak, I could no longer stand. The life was oozing out of me, I lost consciousness.

Picard : You fell asleep.

Gandalf wasn’t there

Don’t worry. She’s one of the good ones.

Sorry GOP, no abortions, even in cases of rape or couchsex. You’re carrying this baby to term.

Remember, if you use xshitter in any way, even to follow your favorite progressive celebrities and complain about the platform and write mean tweets about Elon, you are validating the platform. You are putting money in his pocket so that he can continue to donate $45 million per month to conservative superPACs.

Rust monster came by after they died

Free croutons

I have thus unlocked infinite soup storage by simply storing it in a one-dimensional point. Campbell’s will pay me millions, assuming that we can figure out how to store a point with infinite mass.

100 push-ups

100 sit-ups

100 squats

10km run

You expect too much of me. I’m just a talking dog who likes drugs.

Flat earth confirmed

It’s delusional to think you’re going to change things from inside the platform. Would you go on Trump’s platform to argue with MAGA cultists? This is no different.

Getting a smart comeback on Elon isn’t the W you think it is; you’re still using his platform and validating it and keeping it relevant. Just stop using it.

I’ll teach that evil billionaire a lesson by creating content on his platform! Boy, I sure showed him!

I haven’t played SC, and i haven’t played Eve in a while, but here is some readily available information:

1. Eve has been in release state for 20 years.
2. Eve has an ancient dedicated player base that probably knows the game better than the devs.
3. Most old players place a priority on helping new players and keeping the game healthy.
4. You can’t walk around outside your ship.

Yarr, sorry to hear that matey.

Derecho? You mean the towel boy?

Printing press? Fuck off, reading is for squires