Pairs nicely with Soylent Green!
The rare and elegant alligator-emu hybrid: the Emulator
[it’s been a long day 🤣 ]
Imagine a new, captivating version of a fantasy creature that is a hybrid between an alligator and an emu. This creature possesses the formidable, scaly body of an alligator, complete with its powerful tail and strong jaws, but it also features the long neck and legs of an emu, topped with a head that combines the characteristics of both animals in a unique and intriguing way. Its skin is a blend of feathers and scales, creating a mesmerizing texture that sparkles in the sunlight. The creature stands majestically in a mythical landscape, perhaps beside a tranquil lake or in a lush, enchanted forest, embodying the essence of both land and water. The image should be rich in detail, highlighting the fantasy aspect of this hybrid creature in a beautiful and imaginative setting.
raises a glass Parenting is far from easy.
I agree wholeheartedly.
The only instinct a child has to get attention is to be disruptive. Eventually they learn patience, better verbiage, and how to time their interactions with others. Time isn’t really a concept yet and things are almost an “on/off” switch.
Hunger doesn’t exist during playtime until Hunger is activated, in which case, Hunger is all that exists. Hunger can only be eliminated with help as the cookies remain furiously out of reach. HELP!
“Attention-seeking behavior” is “hey I need help with something” in their first language. It’s up to the adults to figure out what’s going on. Finding out why they are being disruptive helps, a lot. If they feel they’re being ignored, work out spending time with them as reassurance… when convenient. If they’re hungry, take a moment to procure a proper snack, and then they’ll be satisfied. They might not even know what they need - do any of us really - and that’s where listening can be helpful.
Again, time not being easily explained such an on/off age.
I am not a child therapist. I’ve just worked with too many “difficult” kids.
Reminiscent of goatse
Teddy Bear King, making his subjects make subjects
Please generate image of a whimsical workshop filled with teddy bears engaged in an endless cycle of life and death has been created. In this scene, old teddy bears are being taken apart and their pieces used to make new teddy bears, all under the maniacal eye of the crowned teddy bear king from his high throne.
bimgy
Pop
If I can do minor tweaks that would be very helpful! Thanks!
“Private iDetective” starring ai-Rick Rossum and Veronica Lake.
I tried oh-so hard to get it with text, but I haven’t secured a contract with that particular demon yet… curses Midjourney
"Private iDetective" film poster starring veronica lake, and a robot sidekick. in the style of sci-fi noir, graffiti-inspired illustrations, film noir, golden age, retro-futuristic, 1940s-1950s, medium shot, balanced, three-point lighting, high-key lighting --ar 24:36
I added my own quick title just for fun afterwards
Just avoid the snores d’oeuvres
Can-nap-yays
…shiiiiiinyyyy
tiny adorable creature with immense cute dark eyes, darkened room with singular light source, in the style of Mahlimae, Nicole Watt, macabre art, uncanny valley, dark surrealism, folk fables, mythology, prose, ritual, Qixuan Lim, Qimmy Shimmy
Bing and luck, my dude.
Here’s an example of not so good:
Camus is an absurd Sisy
He’s a rogue. It’s been a disguise this whole time [hence why the belly is missing too]
He looks like Kurt Russell and I’m not mad about it
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background: massive hellfire fire. foreground: a dog sits upright in a metal chair at a cafe table while wearing a porkpie-hat. sepia, 1920s style
this is fine
Totally manually added.